With the countless variations and mulitiples designs of USB devices out there, UFO/Tape-dispensers/rubber chickens(?!), you’ve probably seen it all – there’s even that monstrosity that is the mouse made from an actual stuffed mouse, you should dispel any notions you might have of that being potentially cute, the poor little guy just looks sad and creepy – but moving on, the trend in technology today is desktop convergence. As more and more devices become available in USB-powered versions you will then need more and more USB ports and hubs. The more USB devices you can hook up on your desk, all the better – so they tell us.

This is advertised as being a useful gadget as it will keep your coffee/tea cup warm as well as give you a clock and some extra USB ports to plug other junk into. Now when I saw this, I thought wow that’s just brilliant, then my brain engaged and I remembered that placing any container of liquid near my laptop has always had consequences. This taught me two things – my laptop is impressively resilient, and to stop leaving drinks beside it. However if you like living dangerously in the broader sense of the term, then this is for you. Advertised as…
“Very handy in an office situation because you know as soon as you make yourself a piping hot beverage, your boss or a client is going to call you and keep you distracted for the next 25 minutes for something that could have been handled with a simple 10 second email, all the while your drink is getting cold.”
Well it’s better than the mouse-mouse…

Crimes against Nature.
And yes, it does exist…

I know what I want for Christmas.















